The bad news: If you’re reading this, you lived through the Rapture of May 21, 2011. But there is a cloud at the of this skate trail…
I can’t reveal all of the details, but suffice to say, you’d better skate like hell between now and December 21, 2012, cause the Mayans won’t let you go to the hereafter with your skates. No, if you’re lucky, you’ll end up with a satchel full of private parts, and if you’re anything like me, you’ll never leave the house again. Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk
Wishing you a happy, safe and speedy New Year! May the season never end where you are,
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